Thursday, November 15, 2007

Google me a treat

So, some of you may know that I've recently moved this blog over from Myspace. There have been pro's and cons to this move.

- Easily accessible, and now anyone can leave comments
- Avoids those myspace weirdo's with wheelchair fetishes

- Avoids those myspace weirdo's with wheelchair fetishes......or do we?!?!?!

You see, because this site is powered by google, inadvertently typing a phrase from my blog into Google may send you here...with unusual results.

For example, someone searched for "friends are like flowers, beautiful flowers. Friends are like flowers in the garden of life". I'm sure they wanted the rest of the lyrics to that song...but I used it to make fun of something or other.

Then, last week, someone googled "fixing a muffler". Once again, I think they wanted to actually know how to fix a muffler...rather than a narrative of being stuck in the burbs, in a car with an exploding bottom.

Try it now....pick a phrase from a blog, Google it, and see where you go. (If it's somewhere funny, you've got to tell us!!)

Anyway, the point of this story is....someone found my blog by Googling the phrase, "wheelchair chicks".
OK. Back up, Romeo. What the?!?!?!

I just took it upon myself to google that same phrase. Have a turn.
My favourite was the site saying, "Wheelchair chicks are usually ugly, and have short legs". Contrast that with another site that says, "wheelchair chicks are easy cos their legs are always open". Oh my giddy aunt!! (clearly those wheelchair chicks have been drinking gin!!)


PS. Oh, if you're that guy that googled "wheelchair chick"...How YOU doin?